You know you are a coffee addict when...


10. You've worn out your third pair of shoes this week.

9. Your eyes stay open even when you sneeze.

8. You grind coffee beans in your mouth.

7. You can type sixty words per minute -- with your feet.

6. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

5. You sleep with your eyes open.


4. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

3. Instant coffee takes too long to make.

2. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

and last but not least...


1. You don't sweat... you percolate.
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